Today we commemorate the Prophet Jonah, the patron saint of us who learn the REALLY hard way.
A blessed day to all who are running from God, hiding out, taking the toss overboard for the team, learning to swim in the storm, getting swallowed up by something bigger than you can comprehend, wandering around like a crazy person, stinking to high heaven of whale puke, yelling about God’s judgment at people you don't like, depressed about your spiritual life, and getting sunburned by His grace because you're a compassionless, self-centered, judgmental ass...
There’s hope.
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I didn't give you permission to write about me...
self-centered, judgmental ass... I thought you were talking about me for a second ROFL